Joke #39 - Subject: Good, Bad & Ugly jokes  
		     Tnx. goes to Art P.

	1.Good: Your wife is pregnant. 
	Bad: It's triplets. 
	Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 
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	2.Good: Your wife's not talking to you. 
	Bad: She wants a divorce. 
	Ugly: She's a lawyer. 
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	3.Good: Your son is finally maturing. 
	Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. 
	Ugly: So are you. 
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	4.Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. 
	Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. 
	Ugly: You're in them. 
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	5.Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. 
	Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. 
	Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them. 
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	6.Good: Your husband understands fashion. 
	Bad: He's a cross-dresser. 
	Ugly: He looks better than you. 
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	7.Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. 
	Bad: She keeps interrupting. 
	Ugly: With corrections. 
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	8.Good: The postman's early. 
	Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. 
	Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 
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	9.Good: Your son is dating someone new. 
	Bad: It's another man. 
	Ugly: He's your best friend. 
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	10.Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. 
	Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. 
	Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.