Joke #4 

	Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in 
	the collection plate.  

	This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome 
	by curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't 
	help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the 
	collection plate," he stated.  

	"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me 
	money, and what I don't need I give to the church."  

	"That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"  

	"Oh, $20,000 a week."  

	"Your son is very successful, what does he do for 
	a living?  

	"He is a veterinarian," she answered.  

	"That is a very honorable profession. Where does 
	he practice?"  

	"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and 
	another in Reno."