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Barb, being a Rookie to the internet, told me she had learned Thanks so much for being such a great friend to me over the years.
Linda "Another best Friend" and Silly Barb.
60 above zero North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
50 above Californians shiver uncontrollably.
40 above Italian & English cars won't start.
32 above Distilled water freezes.
20 above Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
15 above Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
0 degrees - People in Miami - All Die...
20 below zero.Californians fly away to Mexico.
60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
80 below Mt. St. Helens freezes.
100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
297 below Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
460 below ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
Thanks for that one Linda! You did good Gal. Have you ever wondered what the other side of a smiley face looks
like?
1. Only a true Southerner knows the difference between
2. Nobody but a true Southerner knows how many fish make up a mess.
3. Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the
4. A true Southerner knows exactly how long "directly"
5. Even true Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar"
6. All true Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is
7. True Southerners know instinctively that the best
8. True Southerners grow up knowing the difference between
9. True Southerners both know and understand the differences
10. No true Southerner would ever assume that the car
11. True Southerners know that "fixin" can be used either
12. True Southerners have always known that the South is more
How old is Grandma or Grandpa?
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about
"Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before
There was no radar, credit cards, laser beams or
Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers,
Your grandmother and I got married first
Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, 'Sir'-
We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong
Serving your country was a privilege;
Having a meaningful relationship meant
Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors
Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric
We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his pains out
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 & 10 cent stores where you could
Ice cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi
You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600 but who could afford one?
In my day, 'grass' was mowed, 'coke' was a cold drink,
And we were the last generation to actually believe No wonder people call us "old and confused"
So how old do you think I am ???.
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Seven Photo Albums are complete now with more on the way in the future!
This page began
on 6-27-Y2k
This page is dedicated to my BEST FRIEND, Barbara Holt,
who recently passed from this world and MUCH TO SOON.
how to best use the internet thru the use of my Silly Site.
Hugsies and many Thanks for the roses my dearest friend!!!
I'll miss you so very much Sweet Lady. May your soul Rest in Peace.
Pix taken early June Y2k while I was in Seattle.
Linda is a retired Rock Springs, Wy. Police Officer.
She's pictured above and sent the next one to me.
Linda's my BEST FRIEND now and we consider ourselves
to be as close as any true blood Sisters. She was
a long time resident of Wyoming. Brrrr!
She now lives in Redmond, Wa. next door to Microsoft.
Where's the umbrella Linda?
Wyoming Temperature conversion chart
70 degrees and above, Texans turn on the heat and unpack their thermal underwear.
People in Wyoming go swimming in the Lakes.
People in Wyoming plant gardens.
People in Wyoming sunbathe.
People in Wyoming drive with the windows down.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
People in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt.
People in Wyoming have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Wyomins lick the flagpole.
People in Wyoming get out their winter coats.
40 below Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wyoming are selling cookies door to door.
Wyoming Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
People in Wyoming rent some videos.
Wyomins get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
Cows in Wyoming complain about ranchers with cold hands.
People in Wyoming start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Well wonder no more!
True Southerners and their sayings:
a hissiefit and a conniption fit.
exact direction of cattywumpus.
is---as in "Going to town, be back directly."
is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance
that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
and what "over yonder" means.
gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate
of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold tater salad.
If the trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add some hot
biscuits and nanner puddin'.
"pert' near" and "a right far piece."
between a redneck, a good ol' boy,
and po' white trash.
with the flashing turn signal is actually
going to make a turn.
as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
American than the rest of America. 
Stay with this - the answer is at the end -
It will blow you away.
current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he
thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age,
and just things in general. The granddad replied,
television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods,
Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.
ball-point pens.
clothes dryers,
and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh
air and man hadn't yet walked on the moon.
and then lived
together.
and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and
every man with a title, 'Sir.'
centers, and group therapy. Our lives were governed by the
Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.
and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
living in this country was a bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
getting along with your
cousins.
when the evening breeze started.
the evenings and weekends not purchasing condominiums.
typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
President's speeches
on our radios.
listening to Tommy Dorsey.
actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
were all a nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could
spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail one letter and 2 postcards.
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
'pot' was something your mother cooked in,
and 'rock music' was your grandmother's lullaby.
'Aids' were helpers in the Principal's office, 'chip' meant
a piece of wood, hardware' was found in a hardware store,
and 'software' wasn't even a word.
that a lady
needed a husband to have a baby.
and you say there is a generation gap! ...
This person today would be only 58 years old!
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